I do feel rather sorry for you. You are pining over Steve the Cow and it is clearly unrequited love. Maybe you should back off and give Steve some space. Another thing, moaning about Steve’s family is probably not the best way to get his attention.
I hope you find another sheep who will love you for who you are, but for the moment I think your *baaaa*rking up the wrong tree.

From Anonymous

We’re really missing you back in the ‘field’ and we’re looking forward to welcoming you home with open hooves. In fact I’ve had my hooves manicured in anticipation… (grrr)…

I do hope you’ve got rid of poor Estefan because she never listens to a word anyone says. It goes in one ear and out the udder!

I appreciate you’re going to be tired after your trek up the 6 peaks, but if you’re free this Friday how about a trip to the moooo-vies? Let me know… please?

Lots of love

xxx Sarah the Sheep xxx (still your No1 fan)